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Most Devout: 8,235thNudest: 11,392ndMost Patriotic: 22,153rd
The Reborn Realm of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Go to sleep, you need it
The Sandman
Influence
Ambassador
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Rare

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Deoisti

Population5.851 billion

CapitalSheepy City
LeaderThe Sandman
FaithOrbisianism

Currencyknee-socks
Animalfemboy

The Reborn Realm of Deoisti is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Sandman with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.851 billion Deoistans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sheepy City. The average income tax rate is 27.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Deoisté economy, worth 505 trillion knee-socks a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,392 knee-socks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The military has had to quell a recent insurrection by uninsured revolutionaries, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, and real men are endangered. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Deoisti's national animal is the femboy, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orbisianism.

Deoisti is ranked 95,379th in the world and 25th in Quesbia Puppet Storage for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 964.06 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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Most Devout: 8,235thNudest: 11,392ndTop
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Most Patriotic: 22,153rdLargest Black Market: 22,762ndMost Corrupt Governments: 23,823rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 28,789thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 29,554th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionNudest: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Deoisti, real men are endangered.
  • : Following new legislation in Deoisti, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times.
  • : Following new legislation in Deoisti, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs.
  • : Following new legislation in Deoisti, the military has had to quell a recent insurrection by uninsured revolutionaries.
  • : Deoisti's influence in Quesbia Puppet Storage rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
  • : Following new legislation in Deoisti, the mentally ill are given high powered automatic weapons for "catharsis therapy".
  • : Following new legislation in Deoisti, there's never a spare chair in the retirement home.
  • : Following new legislation in Deoisti, six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion.
  • : Following new legislation in Deoisti, children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night.
  • : Following new legislation in Deoisti, the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies.

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