The Gnollitarian State of Democratic Crocuta is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by First Comrade with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.651 billion Democratic Crocutans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phiri Phang. The average income tax rate is 69.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Democratic Crocutan economy, worth 58.9 trillion Riels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 22,233 Riels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government officials who do an offal job get smoked, jaw strain is an increasingly common ailment, children are brutally beaten for saying gyatt and skibidi, and chain-gangs are often seen toting barges and lifting bales. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Democratic Crocuta's national animal is the Hyena, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Democratic Crocuta is ranked 266,955^th in the world and 687^th in Horizon for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.