The Sexual Hell and Paradise of Defreo Tay Cyangton is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by 𓃬𓇋𓅐𓂧𓇋𓂋 with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, triple-decker prams, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 5.363 billion Defreo Tay Cyangtonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Funco Funland. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Defreo Tay Cyangtonian economy, worth 997 trillion purple rubles a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 185,983 purple rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nobody is quite sure what the government's last policy decision was but fans are saying it'll make Defreo Tay Cyangton great again, unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave, all the playground's a stage for Defreo Tay Cyangtonian schoolchildren, and paper and ink publications are subsidised by the government to keep them in the black. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Defreo Tay Cyangton's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orgyism.

Defreo Tay Cyangton is ranked 15,717^th in the world and 643^rd in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 93.5 law-abiding acts per hour.