The Democratic Union of Deathfall is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Johnathan Atwood with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 19.642 billion Deathfallians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nairo. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Deathfallian economy, worth a remarkable 3,814 trillion kronor a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 194,216 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Murderers are immune to arrest while attending their victims' funerals, Johnathan Atwood can finally stop kneading the dough and start rolling in it instead, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", and consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. Crime is totally unknown. Deathfall's national animal is the black hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Deathfall is ranked 289,855^th in the world and 15,683^rd in Osiris for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -9.54 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.