The Land of the holy truth of De ultramontanen is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Pope with an even hand, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 31.704 billion De ultramontanenians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rome. The average income tax rate is 35.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient De ultramontanenian economy, worth a remarkable 3,652 trillion breads a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,214 breads, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Cars are banned, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, you need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices, and the government is flooded with compensation requests. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. De ultramontanen's national animal is the fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

De ultramontanen is ranked 30,373^rd in the world and 2,091^st in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 82.5 law-abiding acts per hour.