The Republic of Datin is a small, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working population of 23 million Datinians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.5%.

The very strong Datinian economy, worth 1.47 trillion Dats a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 64,046 Dats, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street", Datin City Preparatory School for the Exceedingly Wealthy's basketball team is having a few off-years, and extreme political groups are outlawed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Datin's national animal is the dove, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Datin is ranked 127,921^st in the world and 55^th in UEPU Federal Republic for Highest Drug Use, scoring 126.93 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.