The Armed Republic of Darwizzyuniverse is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The democratic, devout population of 1.613 billion Darwizzians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of wizzy world city. The average income tax rate is 47.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Darwizzyuniversean economy, worth 87.0 trillion wizzies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 53,935 wizzies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

An eye for an eye leaves Darwizzyuniverse blind, organ donation is compulsory, teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath, and Darwizzians visiting rural Southern Darwin Nunez Village can get their driving records clean for a small fee. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Darwizzyuniverse's national animal is the darwin nunez, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Darwizzyuniverse is ranked 115,779^th in the world and 6^th in Cole World for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 688.08 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.