The Wolf In Sheep's Clothing of Dark Watch is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 41.549 billion Dark Watchians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.4%.

The very strong Dark Watchian economy, worth a remarkable 1,821 trillion Black Teeth a year, is quite specialized and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 43,849 Black Teeth, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 294,532 per year while the poor average 2,443, a ratio of 120 to 1.

Military spending is on the increase, the government has undertaken a massive education and health program to combat VODAIS, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime is a problem. Dark Watch's national animal is the Dark Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Dark Watch is ranked 228,812^th in the world and 1^st in The Lefts Nirvana for Longest Average Lifespans, with 67.24 years.