The Federal Republic of Dansawae is a titanic, cultured nation, notable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 10.479 billion Sawaeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — prioritizes Environment, with Education, Law & Order, and Public Transport also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gaanyart. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong sawaean economy, worth 802 trillion xanrats a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 76,578 xanrats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, and monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for sawaean citizenship in droves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dansawae's national animal is the caselmo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dansawae is ranked 43,406^th in the world and 1^st in Varsunae for Highest Poor Incomes, with 60,830.74 Standard Monetary Units.