The Holy Principality of Dagortha is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 735 million Dagorthans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vödricksburg. The average income tax rate is 67.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Dagorthan economy, worth 57.6 trillion Gorths a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is 78,417 Gorths, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The police turn a blind eye to desecration if it's done in the name of religion or protest, civil engineers are undermining sinkholes, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps, and access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dagortha's national animal is the Ibex, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Dagortha is ranked 53,361^st in the world and 2^nd in Nova Minor for Highest Drug Use, scoring 268.22 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.