Population | 10.664 billion |
Capital | Praha |
Leader | Marshal Klára Kovac |
Currency | Koruna |
Animal | Golden Eagle |
The Federation of Czechoeuropa is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Marshal Klára Kovac with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, zero percent divorce rate, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 10.664 billion Czechoeuropans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Praha. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.6%.
The thriving Czechoeuropan economy, worth 950 trillion Korunas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 89,101 Korunas, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.
Many suspect that the 'Whinny The Plop' children's magazine contains covert criticism of Marshal Klára Kovac, the government snoops on private internet connections, parents who reward their teens' chores with concert tickets are charged with illegal reselling, and Air Czechoeuropa is rumored to receive more government funding than the Czechoeuropan Air Force. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Czechoeuropa's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Czechoeuropa is ranked 38,680th in the world and 2,121st in Balder for Most Cultured, scoring 75 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Czechoeuropa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Czechoeuropa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Czechoeuropa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Czechoeuropa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Czechoeuropa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Czechoeuropa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Czechoeuropa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Czechoeuropa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Czechoeuropa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : Czechoeuropa's influence in Balder rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".