Population | 10.797 billion |
Capital | ytiC latipaC |
Leader | LeaderMan |
Faith | DcMonalds |
Currency | Rupee |
Animal | CreckBird |
The EltiterP of Creckelenney is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by LeaderMan with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 10.797 billion Creckelenneyians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ytiC latipaC. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.
The all-consuming Creckelenneyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,044 trillion Rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 96,784 Rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued, and reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Creckelenney's national animal is the CreckBird, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is DcMonalds.
Creckelenney is ranked 12,689th in the world and 31st in Thaecia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 96.94 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Creckelenney's influence in Thaecia rose from "Newcomer" to "Apprentice".
- : Creckelenney altered its national flag.
- : Creckelenney relocated from Lazarus to Thaecia.
- : Creckelenney was refounded in Lazarus.
- : Creckelenney ceased to exist in Thaecia.
- : Creckelenney succeeded Creckbird 1 as Governor of Crecknest.
- : Creckelenney was endorsed by The Dominion of Red Oazis.
- : Creckelenney was endorsed by The Empire of Golden York.
- : Creckelenney's influence in Thaecia fell from "Vassal" to "Apprentice".
- : Creckelenney's influence in Thaecia rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".