The Everlasting Union of Continental Free States is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by President Ernulf Hutchinson with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 10.214 billion Americaners are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Americanish economy, worth a remarkable 2,036 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 199,337 Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 943,559 per year while the poor average 24,903, a ratio of 37.9 to 1.

Cloud nine refers to the top floor of skyscrapers, the nation refuses to provide international aid, pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers, and bounty hunters have been dispatched to hunt down rogue bounty hunters. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Continental Free States's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christendom.

Continental Free States is ranked 121,624^th in the world and 8^th in Union of Conlang Nations for Highest Drug Use, scoring 136.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.