Population | 9.937 billion |
Leader | Cassidy Pickett |
Currency | Continental |
Animal | Gadsden Snake |
The Republic of Confederate American SU is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Cassidy Pickett with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 9.937 billion Americans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 29.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth a remarkable 1,390 trillion Continentals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 139,939 Continentals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed, politicians who misplace decimal points on expense reports are fired for gross incompetence, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Cassidy Pickett is a silly poophead, and those who cut young children are told to cut it out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Confederate American SU's national animal is the Gadsden Snake, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Confederate American SU is ranked 79,787th in the world and 1,913th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.65 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Confederate American SU was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Confederate American SU was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
- : Confederate American SU was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
- : Confederate American SU was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : Confederate American SU was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : Confederate American SU was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Following new legislation in Confederate American SU, those who cut young children are told to cut it out.
- : Following new legislation in Confederate American SU, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Cassidy Pickett is a silly poophead.
- : Confederate American SU was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Politically Free.
- : Following new legislation in Confederate American SU, politicians who misplace decimal points on expense reports are fired for gross incompetence.