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Rudest Citizens: 2,913thMost Secular: 2,974thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,376th
The Republic of
New York Times Democracy
Libertate Vindice
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Confederate American SU

Population9.937 billion

LeaderCassidy Pickett

CurrencyContinental
AnimalGadsden Snake

The Republic of Confederate American SU is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Cassidy Pickett with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 9.937 billion Americans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 29.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth a remarkable 1,390 trillion Continentals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 139,939 Continentals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed, politicians who misplace decimal points on expense reports are fired for gross incompetence, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Cassidy Pickett is a silly poophead, and those who cut young children are told to cut it out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Confederate American SU's national animal is the Gadsden Snake, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Confederate American SU is ranked 79,787th in the world and 1,913th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.65 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Rudest Citizens: 2,913thMost Secular: 2,974thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,376thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,569thMost Armed: 5,290thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,548thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,869thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,140thSafest: 10,029thSmartest Citizens: 11,679thMost Developed: 13,326thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,380thTop
10%
Highest Poor Incomes: 16,869thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,981stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,336thHealthiest Citizens: 18,067thHighest Economic Output: 19,501stLongest Average Lifespans: 22,132ndMost Patriotic: 22,487thMost Cultured: 23,810thMost Cheerful Citizens: 24,099thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 25,412thHighest Average Incomes: 26,115thMost Influential: 26,829thMost Politically Free: 28,748th
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 84th in the regionMost Secular: 98th in the regionRudest Citizens: 101st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 108th in the regionMost Armed: 161st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 186th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 186th in the regionMost Politically Free: 213th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 222nd in the regionSafest: 244th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 285th in the regionMost Developed: 327th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 333rd in the regionTop
10%
Highest Poor Incomes: 405th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 420th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 470th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 483rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 490th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 531st in the regionMost Cultured: 553rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 558th in the regionMost Stationary: 584th in the regionMost Patriotic: 621st in the regionMost Influential: 623rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 633rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 649th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Confederate American SU was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Confederate American SU was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Confederate American SU was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Confederate American SU was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Confederate American SU was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Confederate American SU was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Following new legislation in Confederate American SU, those who cut young children are told to cut it out.
  • : Following new legislation in Confederate American SU, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Cassidy Pickett is a silly poophead.
  • : Confederate American SU was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Politically Free.
  • : Following new legislation in Confederate American SU, politicians who misplace decimal points on expense reports are fired for gross incompetence.

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