The Very Common Wealth of Commonwealth Of Cursedland is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Thelemacus Rock Johnson with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic population of 910 million Cursedlandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cleavfefland. The average income tax rate is 73.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Cursed economy, worth 89.9 trillion Cursedlandian Disks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 98,749 Cursedlandian Disks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, and citizens partake in escapades with creatures of the night. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Commonwealth Of Cursedland's national animal is the Frogopo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Commonwealth Of Cursedland is ranked 27,367^th in the world and 3^rd in The Multiversal Union for Highest Poor Incomes, with 78,879.11 Standard Monetary Units.