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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,383rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,066thHighest Economic Output: 12,531st
The Chemical Compound of
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Dominator
Director of Tea Production and Quality
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Cobalt Chloride

Population22.274 billion

Capitala swirling vortex of koinophobia
Leaderthe Strongest
Faithnarcissistic hoodoo

Currencyshrapnel
Animalferal catboy

The Chemical Compound of Cobalt Chloride is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Strongest with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 22.274 billion Cobaltarians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of a swirling vortex of koinophobia. The average income tax rate is 76.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cobaltarian economy, worth a remarkable 2,408 trillion shrapnels a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,116 shrapnels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Printing ink yields narcissistic hoodoo's biggest return on investment, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany the Strongest to meetings with foreign heads of state, diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite, and expectant parents view twins with equal parts joy and suspicion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cobalt Chloride's national animal is the feral catboy, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is narcissistic hoodoo.

Cobalt Chloride is ranked 97,042nd in the world and 2nd in The New Horizon for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,038.06 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,383rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,066thHighest Economic Output: 12,531stMost Devout: 12,834thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,975thMost Developed: 13,321stMost Advanced Public Education: 15,592ndLargest Populations: 15,628thMost Cultured: 16,393rdTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,172ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,886thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,957thHighest Average Tax Rates: 23,247thLongest Average Lifespans: 23,316thSmartest Citizens: 25,613thMost Corrupt Governments: 26,795thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26,893rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 27,533rdMost Subsidized Industry: 27,907thMost Influential: 28,087thLowest Crime Rates: 28,329thHighest Poor Incomes: 29,922ndLargest Governments: 31,609thLargest Welfare Programs: 31,896thMost Scientifically Advanced: 32,270th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cobalt Chloride was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Cobalt Chloride was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Cobalt Chloride was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations and the Top 10% for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Cobalt Chloride was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments and Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Cobalt Chloride was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Cobalt Chloride was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Cobalt Chloride was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Cobalt Chloride was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Cobalt Chloride was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Cobalt Chloride, expectant parents view twins with equal parts joy and suspicion.

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