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Most Scientifically Advanced: 4,175thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,250thMost Inclusive: 5,221st
The Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Go beyond your primitive understanding
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Cloney

Population13.564 billion

CapitalNovo Portus
LeaderHigh Council

CurrencyCredit
AnimalCAV-24 Dropship

The Republic of Cloney is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by High Council with a fair hand, and notable for its digital currency, anti-smoking policies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 13.564 billion Exuls love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novo Portus. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient an Exul economy, worth a remarkable 2,264 trillion Credits a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 166,941 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bridge salesmen line up for blocks to make their cases at High Council's office, anyone with an emergency on a holy day is advised to pray harder, the government subsidizes those who produce the worst results, and politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cloney's national animal is the CAV-24 Dropship, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cloney is ranked 6,584th in the world and 1st in Axiom Supercluster for Longest Average Lifespans, with 92.35 years.

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5%
Most Scientifically Advanced: 4,175thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,250thMost Inclusive: 5,221stMost Developed: 5,308thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,438thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,563rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,623rdSmartest Citizens: 5,848thMost Accessible: 6,160thHighest Food Quality: 6,284thLargest Governments: 6,547thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,584thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,690thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,347thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,723rdMost Subsidized Industry: 7,929thLowest Crime Rates: 7,997thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,193rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,210thMost Efficient Economies: 8,351stBest Weather: 8,548thMost Cultured: 9,087thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,890thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,201stHealthiest Citizens: 12,838thNicest Citizens: 12,971stLargest Publishing Industry: 13,470thHighest Economic Output: 14,166thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,713thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,949thTop
10%
Largest Welfare Programs: 16,849thHighest Average Incomes: 19,626thMost Secular: 20,117thMost Income Equality: 21,661stSafest: 23,124th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cloney's influence in Axiom Supercluster rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Following new legislation in Cloney, politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems.
  • : Following new legislation in Cloney, the government subsidizes those who produce the worst results.
  • : Following new legislation in Cloney, anyone with an emergency on a holy day is advised to pray harder.
  • : Following new legislation in Cloney, bridge salesmen line up for blocks to make their cases at High Council's office.
  • : Cloney's influence in Axiom Supercluster rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Cloney's influence in Axiom Supercluster rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Following new legislation in Cloney, elderly tribespeople die in bed surrounded by loved ones and linguists.
  • : Following new legislation in Cloney, it is universally agreed that the first 31 issues are the only ones with humor and charm (Cloney has found 2 easter eggs).
  • : Following new legislation in Cloney, comedians who make offensive jokes have their ticket proceeds seized.

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