
| Population | 6.908 billion |
| Capital | Aduroxas |
| Leader | the Aliehaver |
| Faith | Atheism |
| Currency | Umikeiss |
| Animal | ---------Circle---------- |
The --Vivid Sunset-- of Click Ests Vimgalevytopia is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Aliehaver with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 6.908 billion Vimgalevytopians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aduroxas. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Vimgalevytopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,272 trillion Umikeisses a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 328,931 Umikeisses, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,018,538 per year while the poor average 3,764, a ratio of 801 to 1.
People are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies, children wondering what happens to pets after they die are shown where the compost heap is, the might of the entire Vimgalevytopian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, and governments opposing Click Ests Vimgalevytopia are beset by rebels. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Click Ests Vimgalevytopia's national animal is the ---------Circle----------, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.
Click Ests Vimgalevytopia is ranked 10,540th in the world and 1st in The Northern Lights for Smartest Citizens, with 92.96 quips per hour.
Endorsements Received: None.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Click Ests Vimgalevytopia, governments opposing Click Ests Vimgalevytopia are beset by rebels.
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Click Ests Vimgalevytopia adopted General Assembly Resolution #18 "International Measurement Equivalence".
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Click Ests Vimgalevytopia, the might of the entire Vimgalevytopian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders.
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Click Ests Vimgalevytopia, children wondering what happens to pets after they die are shown where the compost heap is.
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Click Ests Vimgalevytopia, people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies.
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Click Ests Vimgalevytopia, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high.
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Click Ests Vimgalevytopia, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Aduroxas Times is sold out.
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Click Ests Vimgalevytopia, The Aliehaver has taken to wearing medal-adorned military uniform in all public appearances.
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Click Ests Vimgalevytopia, candidates celebrate "free speech" by spraying champagne all over anyone who shows up to a rally.
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Click Ests Vimgalevytopia, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens.



























































