The Rogue Nation of Cimmeria Puppet is a titanic, orderly nation, notable for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 23.666 billion Cimmeria Puppetians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nugut. The average income tax rate is 79.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Cimmeria Puppetian economy, worth a remarkable 1,538 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 64,992 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Skateparks can be found in every city, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, and all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Nugut. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cimmeria Puppet's national animal is the Spider, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cimmeria Puppet is ranked 148,929^th in the world and 1^st in Greysteel for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,077.24 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.