The Kingdom of Christbol is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Earthly Voice of Jesus with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 11.414 billion Gamers are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Weltholm. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Christbolian economy, worth a remarkable 3,605 trillion Christcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 315,860 Christcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The people's love for Earthly Voice of Jesus is little more than self-preservation, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, and the 'three Rs' have become the 'four Rs' with the addition of Rightful Thought. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Christbol's national animal is the Sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Christbol is ranked 3,278^th in the world and 1^st in Markion for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 10,003.34 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.