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CheeseSnackistan

Population21.982 billion

CapitalEdamabad
LeaderThe Big Cheese

CurrencyMargrasian franc
AnimalOrange Tabby Cat

The Kingdom of CheeseSnackistan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Big Cheese with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 21.982 billion CheeseSnackistanis hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Environment, with Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edamabad. The average income tax rate is 17.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse CheeseSnackistani economy, worth a remarkable 1,573 trillion Margrasian francs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is 71,561 Margrasian francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Drivers are told they're not staring at mobile phone screens enough, doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality, metal detectors have been banned after a bottle cap caused a riot at the beach, and dealers go from pushing drugs to pushing up daisies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CheeseSnackistan's national animal is the Orange Tabby Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

CheeseSnackistan is ranked 9,686th in the world and 9th in The Sea of Love for Most Cultured, scoring 120 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,553rdBest Weather: 4,770thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,884thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,580thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,982ndMost Cultured: 9,686thHighest Food Quality: 10,149thMost Influential: 10,906thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,876thLargest Populations: 13,129thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,131stSafest: 15,191stMost Inclusive: 15,260thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 15,622ndHighest Economic Output: 16,726thNudest: 16,844thSmartest Citizens: 18,909thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,682nd

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  • : CheeseSnackistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
  • : CheeseSnackistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : CheeseSnackistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
  • : CheeseSnackistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : CheeseSnackistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : CheeseSnackistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : CheeseSnackistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements and Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : CheeseSnackistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : CheeseSnackistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : CheeseSnackistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.

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