The United Socialist States of Cheblonsk is a mammoth, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 6.881 billion Cheblonskians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ⚒⚖⛰⛲✈✋✪⭍⿻〄㏏. The average income tax rate is 92.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cheblonskian economy, worth a remarkable 1,094 trillion Nubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 159,112 Nubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Entomologists flock to ⚒⚖⛰⛲✈✋✪⭍⿻〄㏏ for its remarkable gadfly population, diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite, the government spends twice as much reclaiming lost settlements from the sea as it could've on coastal defences, and putting houses on stilts is elevating house porches and prices alike. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cheblonsk's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Cheblonsk is ranked 9,254^th in the world and 1^st in RAAI for Longest Average Lifespans, with 91.75 years.