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Most Devout: 741stLargest Insurance Industry: 854thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,298th
The Commonwealth of
Father Knows Best State
Munduaren Argia
Influence
Diplomat
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Chalsardu

Population11.339 billion

CapitalChalsardas
LeaderElxiras
FaithSeldarinism

Currencythammarch
AnimalElephant

The Commonwealth of Chalsardu is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Elxiras with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, avowedly heterosexual populace, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.339 billion Chalsardis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chalsardas. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Chalsardim economy, worth a remarkable 3,837 trillion thammarches a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 338,462 thammarches, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,502,864 per year while the poor average 47,523, a ratio of 31.6 to 1.

Foreign musicians that Elxiras dislikes are turned away at the border, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Chalsardu, bins outnumber trees in city parks, and there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chalsardu's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Seldarinism.

Chalsardu is ranked 13,244th in the world and 4th in Xedas for Most Stationary, with 1,913.62244194752 days.

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Most Devout: 741stLargest Insurance Industry: 854thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,298thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,439thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,604thMost Armed: 1,623rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,710thHighest Average Incomes: 1,940thLargest Black Market: 2,371stMost Corrupt Governments: 2,448thMost Cultured: 2,500thRudest Citizens: 2,514thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3,167thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,565thLargest Retail Industry: 3,625thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,832ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,010thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,308thHighest Economic Output: 5,063rdMost Patriotic: 5,450thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,904thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,002ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,002ndMost Beautiful Environments: 7,431stLargest Governments: 7,513thMost Efficient Economies: 7,636thSmartest Citizens: 10,704thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,796thMost Stationary: 13,244thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,413thTop
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Most Influential: 14,963rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,665thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,806thLowest Crime Rates: 17,492ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 18,761stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 19,147thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,111thMost Developed: 26,892nd
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Chalsardu, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'.
  • : Following new legislation in Chalsardu, bins outnumber trees in city parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Chalsardu, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Chalsardu.
  • : Following new legislation in Chalsardu, foreign musicians that Elxiras dislikes are turned away at the border.
  • : Following new legislation in Chalsardu, children have one piggy bank for fun and another to avoid crippling medical debt.
  • : Following new legislation in Chalsardu, real estate agencies are being replaced by naval recruitment offices.
  • : Following new legislation in Chalsardu, the nation has declared its intention to "stretch out".
  • : Following new legislation in Chalsardu, Elxiras's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners.
  • : Following new legislation in Chalsardu, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown.
  • : Following new legislation in Chalsardu, talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses.

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