The People's Republic of Dudaev is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the Supreme Soviet with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 40.455 billion Dudaevians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gregor. The average income tax rate is 40.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dudaevian economy, worth a remarkable 6,363 trillion Copper Roubles a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 157,304 Copper Roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated, and unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dudaev's national animal is the Communist Beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dudaev is ranked 89,697^th in the world and 734^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 66.61 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.