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Highest Economic Output: 823rd Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 876th Largest Mining Sector: 1,090th
The State Security Apparatus of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Sing to the Motherland
Influence
Apprentice
Big Scary Security Dude
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Iron Felix

Population28.351 billion

CapitalWherever Felix is
LeaderFelix Dzerzhinsky
FaithStalinism

CurrencyNew Yeldan Pound
AnimalWA Gnome

The State Security Apparatus of Iron Felix is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Felix Dzerzhinsky with an iron fist, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 28.351 billion Iron Felix are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wherever Felix is. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Iron Felix economy, worth a remarkable 6,508 trillion New Yeldan Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 229,562 New Yeldan Pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 807,451 per year while the poor average 47,283, a ratio of 17.1 to 1.

Jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses', the world outside is only known of in folklore, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form, and otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Iron Felix's national animal is the WA Gnome, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Stalinism.

Iron Felix is ranked 43,534th in the world and 9th in Antarctic Oasis for Most Inclusive, scoring 111.2 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

Top
1%
Highest Economic Output: 823rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 876thLargest Mining Sector: 1,090thFattest Citizens: 1,121stMost Efficient Economies: 1,596thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,602ndSafest: 1,616thTop
5%
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,763rdLargest Populations: 1,900thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,138thMost Avoided: 2,510thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,576thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,692ndLowest Crime Rates: 2,856thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,990thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,410thHighest Average Incomes: 3,713thLargest Governments: 4,005thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,481stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,723rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,747thSmartest Citizens: 7,896thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,579thTop
10%
Highest Average Tax Rates: 9,676thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,682ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12,042ndLargest Insurance Industry: 12,052ndLargest Retail Industry: 13,258thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,218thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,283rd
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the region

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  • : Iron Felix was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Iron Felix was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Iron Felix was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Iron Felix was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Iron Felix was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Iron Felix was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead and Most Zombified.
  • : Iron Felix was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Unspeakably EVIL Skulldom of Murray the Evil Skull, infecting 4 million survivors.
  • : Iron Felix was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Unspeakably EVIL Skulldom of Murray the Evil Skull, infecting 10 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
  • : Iron Felix was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 5% for Most Survivors.
  • : Iron Felix was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.

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