The Free Land of Zombikistan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kaiser Z with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 33.107 billion Zombikistanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Treidhawijl. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Zombikistanian economy, worth a remarkable 9,589 trillion Shengs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 289,641 Shengs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Students abandon classrooms for online education, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof, and politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zombikistan's national animal is the koala, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ubikonism.

Zombikistan is ranked 10,580^th in the world and 560^th in Osiris for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 424,314 Standard Monetary Units.