The United Socialist States of Zollias is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.524 billion Zolliasians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Zolliasian economy, worth 961 trillion Ration Tickets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 147,415 Ration Tickets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Those found guilty of illicit affairs are jailed, crackheads chase drug-loaded drones in hopes of a lucky drop, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, and the GPS-tracked jogging routes of military personnel are a possible security risk. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zollias's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zollias is ranked 306,096^th in the world and 64^th in The Internationale for Most Avoided, scoring 0.54 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.