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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,357thSafest: 4,566thMost Developed: 4,584th
The United Socialist States of
Democratic Socialists
We are as strong as our weakest link
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Zollias

Population8.567 billion

CurrencyRation Ticket
AnimalWolf

The United Socialist States of Zollias is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its digital currency, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 8.567 billion Zolliasians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Zolliasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,357 trillion Ration Tickets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 158,431 Ration Tickets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, foreign casinos have trouble paying fans who bet on the triumph of the Zollias City Wolves against long odds, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries, and signs of extraterrestrial life are just foreign astronauts evading Zolliasian justice. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zollias's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zollias is ranked 4,566th in the world and 16th in The Internationale for Safest, scoring 132.33 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,357thSafest: 4,566thMost Developed: 4,584thLowest Crime Rates: 4,770thMost Inclusive: 4,875thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,985thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,078thMost Pacifist: 5,090thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,144thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,388thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,550thNicest Citizens: 5,563rdLongest Average Lifespans: 5,586thHealthiest Citizens: 5,652ndHighest Food Quality: 5,669thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,706thSmartest Citizens: 6,115thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,205thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,659thLargest Governments: 6,783rdBest Weather: 7,607thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,871stLargest Welfare Programs: 8,022ndHighest Poor Incomes: 8,105thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,278thMost Cultured: 9,470thMost Secular: 9,752ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,243rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,003rdTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 17,087thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,756thHighest Average Incomes: 19,434thHighest Economic Output: 20,596thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,002ndMost Efficient Economies: 21,815thMost Subsidized Industry: 24,951stMost Income Equality: 26,464th
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Most Average: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zollias, signs of extraterrestrial life are just foreign astronauts evading Zolliasian justice.
  • : Following new legislation in Zollias, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries.
  • : Following new legislation in Zollias, foreign casinos have trouble paying fans who bet on the triumph of the Zollias City Wolves against long odds.
  • : Following new legislation in Zollias, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
  • : Following new legislation in Zollias, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Zollias, farting etiquette is taught in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Zollias, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
  • : Following new legislation in Zollias, there's a hole in the heart of every Zolliasian city.
  • : Following new legislation in Zollias, soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers.
  • : Following new legislation in Zollias, Leader's campaign events reach their climax when the celebrity endorsers reveal themselves.

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