Population | 43.568 billion |
Capital | Wellington |
Leader | The Iron Duke |
Faith | Govannonism |
Currency | draught |
Animal | porcupine |
The Brewing Homeland of Wellington County is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Iron Duke with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 43.568 billion Wellingtonians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wellington. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Wellington Countyian economy, worth a remarkable 7,186 trillion draughts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 164,955 draughts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Imitation is the sincerest form of felony, orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children, evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction, and The Iron Duke is too busy listening to praise to get any work done. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wellington County's national animal is the porcupine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Govannonism.
Wellington County is ranked 308,300th in the world and 15th in Free States of Gaia for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -21.95 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Wellington County was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead.
- : Wellington County was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and Most Survivors and the Top 5% for Most Dead.
- : Following new legislation in Wellington County, The Iron Duke is too busy listening to praise to get any work done.
- : Following new legislation in Wellington County, evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction.
- : Wellington County was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Wellington County, orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children.
- : Following new legislation in Wellington County, imitation is the sincerest form of felony.
- : Following new legislation in Wellington County, government opponents tend to have their patents rejected immediately.
- : Following new legislation in Wellington County, a third of Wellingtonians are e-certified CEOs.
- : Following new legislation in Wellington County, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery.