The Military Animality of War Pigs is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ozzy Osbourne with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 14.094 billion War Pigsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of War Pigs City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.5%.

The thriving War Pigsian economy, worth 604 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,876 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 189,804 per year while the poor average 6,052, a ratio of 31.4 to 1.

Videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?", citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want, and tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. War Pigs's national animal is the war pig, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

War Pigs is ranked 84,269^th in the world and 407^th in southern nations of the west for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 189,805 Standard Monetary Units.