The Military Animality of War Pigs is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ozzy Osbourne with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 15.836 billion War Pigsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of War Pigs City. The average income tax rate is 47.4%.

The powerhouse War Pigsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,208 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,329 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, getting an autograph has become harder than ever, the police strictly enforce off-limit zones for tourists, and the government is under the thumb of countless special interests. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. War Pigs's national animal is the war pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

War Pigs is ranked 122,225^th in the world and 5^th in The Phoenix Imperium for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 40,149.09 Standard Monetary Units.