The United Socialist States of Tryokhgorny is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 5.489 billion Tryokhgornyians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 50.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Tryokhgornyian economy, worth 45.3 trillion Roubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Tourism, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 8,260 Roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, and high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tryokhgorny's national animal is the Siberian Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tryokhgorny is ranked 242,034^th in the world and 10,532^nd in the Rejected Realms for Most Avoided, scoring 1.58 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.