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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,918thMost Primitive: 3,491stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,562nd
The Sad Reality of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Seven are your burning fires, seven your desires
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The Seven Deadly Sins

Population2.205 billion

Capitalsin city ig no not the song lmaooo xdd
Leadersin person
Faithprozac lol hahah so edgy

Currencyspit
Animalspider

The Sad Reality of The Seven Deadly Sins is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by sin person with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, parental licensing program, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.205 billion sinners are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of sin city ig no not the song lmaooo xdd. The average income tax rate is 73.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sinful economy, worth 136 trillion spits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 61,862 spits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weapons are only sold to foreign governments that are legitimate enough to not bounce the cheque, daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter, the election for sin person's office's janitor is heating up, and the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Seven Deadly Sins's national animal is the spider, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is prozac lol hahah so edgy.

The Seven Deadly Sins is ranked 36,093rd in the world and 14th in Sunday for Most Avoided, scoring 103.38 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,918thTop
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Most Primitive: 3,491stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,562ndTop
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Most Authoritarian: 16,736thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,545thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,109thMost Devout: 23,482ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24,499thMost Valuable International Artwork: 25,576thLargest Black Market: 28,958th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Seven Deadly Sins was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in The Seven Deadly Sins, the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita.
  • : Following new legislation in The Seven Deadly Sins, the election for sin person's office's janitor is heating up.
  • : Following new legislation in The Seven Deadly Sins, daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter.
  • : Following new legislation in The Seven Deadly Sins, weapons are only sold to foreign governments that are legitimate enough to not bounce the cheque.
  • : Following new legislation in The Seven Deadly Sins, children seem to be getting better at lying these days.
  • : Following new legislation in The Seven Deadly Sins, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions.
  • : Following new legislation in The Seven Deadly Sins, talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction.
  • : Following new legislation in The Seven Deadly Sins, some magnifier-wielding sinners say sin person seems a little lacking in something.
  • : Following new legislation in The Seven Deadly Sins, the nation is wading into dangerous waters.

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