The Lin-Manuel Miranda Fan Club
Population | 9.718 billion |
Capital | Moana-Hamilton City |
Leader | The Supreme Miranda Acolyte |
Faith | The Following of Lin-Manuel Miranda |
Currency | American Express Card |
Animal | Aaron Burr SIR |
The Grand Holy United Following of The Lin-Manuel Miranda Fan Club is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Supreme Miranda Acolyte with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, complete lack of prisons, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.718 billion Peggys are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moana-Hamilton City. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Peggian economy, worth a remarkable 3,369 trillion American Express Cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 346,687 American Express Cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 991,171 per year while the poor average 96,589, a ratio of 10.3 to 1.
Police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate, foreign lack of enthusiasm for Peggian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli, punk rockers smash it up and then clean it up, and kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Lin-Manuel Miranda Fan Club's national animal is the Aaron Burr SIR, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Following of Lin-Manuel Miranda.
The Lin-Manuel Miranda Fan Club is ranked 38,832nd in the world and 10th in The Axis of Evil for Largest Populations, with 9.72 billion capita.
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The Lin-Manuel Miranda Fan Club was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate and Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
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The Lin-Manuel Miranda Fan Club was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
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The Lin-Manuel Miranda Fan Club was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
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The Lin-Manuel Miranda Fan Club was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
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The Lin-Manuel Miranda Fan Club was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive.
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The Lin-Manuel Miranda Fan Club was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
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The Lin-Manuel Miranda Fan Club was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
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The Lin-Manuel Miranda Fan Club was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
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The Lin-Manuel Miranda Fan Club's influence in The Axis of Evil rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
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The Lin-Manuel Miranda Fan Club was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.