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Most Conservative: 526thMost Authoritarian: 545thMost Extreme: 1,734th
The Republic of
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The Land of Eggs and Sausage

Population3.594 billion


The Republic of The Land of Eggs and Sausage is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.594 billion Land of Eggs and Sausageans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 39.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Land of Eggs and Sausagean economy, worth 30.3 trillion Yokes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 8,436 Yokes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A recent "genocide prevention" campaign includes murdering children based on their DNA, boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register, all guns must be registered, and there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Land of Eggs and Sausage's national animal is the Chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Land of Eggs and Sausage is ranked 121,969th in the world and 8th in Raxulan Empire for Most Devout, with 141.46 prayers per hour.

Most Conservative: 526thMost Authoritarian: 545thMost Extreme: 1,734thTop
Most Income Equality: 3,028thMost Ignorant Citizens: 5,388thTop
Most Primitive: 17,382ndMost Pacifist: 23,591st
Most Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionTop
Safest: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 8th in the regionMost Patriotic: 8th in the regionMost Primitive: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the region

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