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Highest Crime Rates: 741stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 858thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,294th
The Liberation Movement of
Anarchy
When someone asks you if you are a god, you say YES!
Influence
Duckspeaker
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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The Keymaster

Population25.988 billion

CapitalFirehall
FaithCrossing The Streams

CurrencyEctoplasmic Residue
AnimalStay Puft Marshmallow Man

The Liberation Movement of The Keymaster is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 25.988 billion Keymasterians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Education also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Firehall. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Keymasterian economy, worth a remarkable 2,967 trillion Ectoplasmic Residues a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 114,195 Ectoplasmic Residues, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 486,218 per year while the poor average 17,257, a ratio of 28.2 to 1.

It's best not to ask what goes into Firehall Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices, rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements, there's a lot of hot air coming from the Capitol Building, and the parliament building has installed a revolving door. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Keymaster's national animal is the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Crossing The Streams.

The Keymaster is ranked 4,841st in the world and 7th in The New Meritocracy for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 61.07 Whatever.

Top
1%
Highest Crime Rates: 741stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 858thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,294thMost Politically Free: 1,448thMost Armed: 1,650thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,737thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,823rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,914thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,120thTop
5%
Most Avoided: 2,956thFattest Citizens: 3,061stLargest Populations: 4,419thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,789thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,841stRudest Citizens: 5,086thHighest Economic Output: 5,507thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,867thMost Efficient Economies: 10,110thNudest: 10,790thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,602ndTop
10%
Largest Publishing Industry: 13,016thMost Cultured: 13,653rdHighest Drug Use: 16,353rdMost Stationary: 16,805thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,899thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 19,064thMost Pro-Market: 20,625thSmartest Citizens: 21,794thMost Extreme: 22,922ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,134thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,255thMost Devout: 23,554th
Top
10%
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Keymaster was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : The Keymaster was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : The Keymaster was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : The Keymaster was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides and Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : The Keymaster was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens and Nudest.
  • : The Keymaster was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : The Keymaster was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : The Keymaster was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : The Keymaster was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : The Keymaster was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.

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