by Max Barry

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Most Pacifist: 8,955thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,714thHighest Disposable Incomes: 14,661st
The Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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All-Consuming
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Tehua

Population10.474 billion

CapitalSan Miguel
LeaderEmpress Alejandra

Currencycorona
Animalgolden eagle

The Empire of Tehua is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Empress Alejandra with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 10.474 billion Tehuans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Miguel. The average income tax rate is 25.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Tehuan economy, worth a remarkable 1,033 trillion coronas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,689 coronas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Large-girthed charity workers assign themselves healthy wages for their work with starving children, government expenses are beyond compare, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, and a degree in Empress Alejandra Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tehua's national animal is the golden eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Tehua is ranked 278,656th in the world and 26th in Western Atlantic for Most Patriotic, with 0.56 flags saluted per person per day.

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Most Pacifist: 8,955thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,714thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 14,661stNicest Citizens: 14,787thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,898thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,701stSafest: 16,014thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,336thMost Cultured: 16,644thLargest Retail Industry: 17,326thHighest Food Quality: 20,826thLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,389thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24,655thMost Scientifically Advanced: 27,267thSmartest Citizens: 28,015thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 28,156th
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Most Average: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tehua, a degree in Empress Alejandra Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers.
  • : Following new legislation in Tehua, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework.
  • : Following new legislation in Tehua, government expenses are beyond compare.
  • : Tehua was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes and the Top 10% for Highest Food Quality and Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in Tehua, large-girthed charity workers assign themselves healthy wages for their work with starving children.
  • : Tehua was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes and the Top 10% for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens and Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Tehua, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries.
  • : Following new legislation in Tehua, people say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces.
  • : Following new legislation in Tehua, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?".
  • : Tehua was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.

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