The Armed Republic of Soviet Guards is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Georgy Zhukov with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.989 billion Soviet Guardsmen are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of STAVKA. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Soviet Guardsian economy, worth 885 trillion VNDS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 110,798 VNDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler', torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, and Georgy Zhukov's Twitcher account is once again only used for bragging about the government's accomplishments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soviet Guards's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Soviet Guards is ranked 173,719^th in the world and 6,048^th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 34,679.92 Standard Monetary Units.