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Most Income Equality: 535thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,320thMost Inclusive: 16,246th
The Armed Republic of
Democratic Socialists
For the Socialist Motherland!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Soviet Guards

Population7.989 billion

LeaderGeorgy Zhukov


The Armed Republic of Soviet Guards is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Georgy Zhukov with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.989 billion Soviet Guardsmen are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of STAVKA. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Soviet Guardsian economy, worth 885 trillion VNDS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 110,798 VNDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler', torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, and Georgy Zhukov's Twitcher account is once again only used for bragging about the government's accomplishments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soviet Guards's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Soviet Guards is ranked 173,719th in the world and 6,048th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 34,679.92 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Income Equality: 535thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 11,320thTop
Most Inclusive: 16,246thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,298thNicest Citizens: 17,289thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,583rdLargest Welfare Programs: 17,796thMost Secular: 18,190thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,424thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,795thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,647thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24,958thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25,307thSmartest Citizens: 25,712thLowest Crime Rates: 27,635thHighest Food Quality: 29,063rdLongest Average Lifespans: 29,269thHighest Economic Output: 29,470thSafest: 29,569thMost Subsidized Industry: 29,895th
Most Income Equality: 22nd in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 311th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 384th in the regionMost Inclusive: 396th in the regionNicest Citizens: 404th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 450th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 459th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 511th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 518th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 554th in the regionMost Secular: 594th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 635th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 641st in the regionTop
Highest Food Quality: 654th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 685th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 717th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 753rd in the regionMost Developed: 761st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 794th in the regionLargest Governments: 802nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 805th in the regionSafest: 815th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 827th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 912th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 976th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 980th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 982nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,009th in the region

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