The Defensive Pacifist Nation of Sneaky Bastards is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Julian Kimsey with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, frequent executions, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 42.069 billion Sneaky Bastardians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, outspoken morass — prioritizes Environment, although Welfare, Defense, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mirinona City. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sneaky Bastardsian economy, worth a remarkable 3,976 trillion yen a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 94,531 yen, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation leads Space Sector RPRA in per capita stalking, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, discarded pennies litter the streets, and politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sneaky Bastards's national animal is the hot springs turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is no major religion.

Sneaky Bastards is ranked 255,941^st in the world and 17^th in Space Sector RPRA for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -21.39 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.