Population | 8.098 billion |
Currency | SF |
Animal | Sharp Fish |
The Ping Pong of Seek the Finders is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its state-planned economy, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 8.098 billion Seek the Findersians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 55.4%.
The all-consuming Seek the Findersian economy, worth a remarkable 1,081 trillion SFS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 133,571 SFS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.
People's charity begins and ends at home, only fully-fledged members of MENSA are allowed to vote, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, and the first sword of Seek the Finders does not run. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seek the Finders's national animal is the Sharp Fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Seek the Finders is ranked 239,706th in the world and 8,184th in Balder for Fattest Citizens, with 8.53 Obesity Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Seek the Finders was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Following new legislation in Seek the Finders, the first sword of Seek the Finders does not run.
- : Following new legislation in Seek the Finders, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.
- : Following new legislation in Seek the Finders, only fully-fledged members of MENSA are allowed to vote.
- : Following new legislation in Seek the Finders, people's charity begins and ends at home.
- : Seek the Finders was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Seek the Finders, the judicial branch is strongly influenced by the Communist Party.
- : Following new legislation in Seek the Finders, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements.
- : Following new legislation in Seek the Finders, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
- : Following new legislation in Seek the Finders, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders.