The President of Salazar is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 14.861 billion Portuguese are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The tiny, liberal, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 6.9%.

The strong Salazarian economy, worth 687 trillion escudoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 46,241 escudoes, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

College students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, the police force is on a recruitment drive, punitive tariffs protect local industry, and the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry. Crime is a problem. Salazar's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Salazar is ranked 160,458^th in the world and 3,663^rd in the Rejected Realms for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 97,974 Standard Monetary Units.