The People's Republic of SAFT in TI is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.844 billion SAFT in TIians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 88.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming SAFT in TIian economy, worth 188 trillion brains a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 102,258 brains, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, the SAFT in TI Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon', voting is voluntary, and there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SAFT in TI's national animal is the zombie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

SAFT in TI is ranked 296,910^th in the world and 48^th in The Internationale for Most Avoided, scoring 0.78 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.