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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,306thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,751stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,805th
The Grand Duchy of
Father Knows Best State
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Retired Greyhounds

Population22.391 billion

CapitalAnything Soft
LeaderSamy Speckled-spot
Faitha major religion

CurrencyKibble
AnimalGreyhound

The Grand Duchy of Retired Greyhounds is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Samy Speckled-spot with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 22.391 billion Retired Greyhoundsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anything Soft. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Retired Greyhoundsian economy, worth a remarkable 3,443 trillion Kibbles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 153,767 Kibbles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 465,898 per year while the poor average 39,474, a ratio of 11.8 to 1.

Senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, Retired Greyhounds has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, military geniuses responsible for brilliant campaigns are drummed out because they have close same-sex friends and an interest in interior design, and the country is preparing for war. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Retired Greyhounds's national animal is the Greyhound, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Retired Greyhounds is ranked 8,781st in the world and 480th in Osiris for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 465,899 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,306thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,751stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,805thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,798thHighest Economic Output: 5,062ndLowest Crime Rates: 6,420thLargest Governments: 6,716thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,934thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,071stMost Corrupt Governments: 8,074thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,461stLargest Populations: 8,536thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,781stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,553rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,997thHealthiest Citizens: 11,677thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,451stLongest Average Lifespans: 12,485thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,631stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,009thMost Developed: 14,071stTop
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Safest: 15,308thHighest Average Incomes: 15,638thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,386thBest Weather: 18,412thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,698thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,893rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,846thHighest Food Quality: 22,419thMost Efficient Economies: 23,366thMost Patriotic: 24,738thMost Stationary: 28,827thLargest Information Technology Sector: 30,175th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 114th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 207th in the regionLargest Populations: 215th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 216th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 218th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 297th in the regionLargest Governments: 309th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 314th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 338th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 339th in the regionMost Stationary: 349th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 377th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 393rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 438th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 461st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 480th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 523rd in the regionMost Influential: 571st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 617th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 633rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 655th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 682nd in the regionMost Developed: 746th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 760th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 808th in the regionSafest: 850th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 856th in the regionBest Weather: 951st in the region

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