The Empire of Preussaria is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kaiser John with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 30.807 billion Preussarians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Preussaria City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Preussarian economy, worth a remarkable 6,353 trillion preussmarks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 206,220 preussmarks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,096,675 per year while the poor average 20,451, a ratio of 53.6 to 1.

Gay hospital patients are labelled with a pink triangle to alert staff of their substandard blood, in a fit of passion Kaiser John has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions, prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population, and organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Preussaria's national animal is the ocelot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Preussaria is ranked 116,945^th in the world and 1^st in United Bavaria for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,991.53 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.