by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 426thMost Primitive: 1,114thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,342nd
The Fascist Order of
Psychotic Dictatorship
War is Peace!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Northern Totalitarian States of America

Population844 million

CapitalWashington DC Military Complex
LeaderEternal Washington

AnimalFallen Eagle

The Fascist Order of Northern Totalitarian States of America is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Eternal Washington with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, strictly enforced bedtime, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 844 million Totalitarian Americans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC Military Complex. The average income tax rate is 89.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Totalitarian American economy, worth 123 trillion NTSDS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 146,324 NTSDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hammer and sickle-wielding space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on, the dead fish in the national rivers aren't decomposing because even bacteria can't survive the levels of toxicity, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, and military instructors tire of being asked for another bedtime story by seven-year-old conscripts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northern Totalitarian States of America's national animal is the Fallen Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Northern Totalitarian States of America is ranked 75,878th in the world and 12th in The Axis of Evil for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.16 law-abiding acts per hour.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 426thMost Primitive: 1,114thTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,342ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,489thMost Avoided: 5,138thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,412thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,497thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,809thMost Patriotic: 6,965thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,041stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,091stHighest Poor Incomes: 10,115thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,339thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,175thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,927thLargest Black Market: 19,253rdMost Secular: 23,331stLongest Average Lifespans: 23,689thLargest Governments: 23,759thHighest Average Incomes: 23,924thMost Authoritarian: 25,213thMost Valuable International Artwork: 26,101st
Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionTop
Most Primitive: 2nd in the region

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