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Most Ignorant Citizens: 221stMost Patriotic: 291stMost Devout: 335th
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Duty, Strength, Order
Influence
Instigator
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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New Mordka

Population2.948 billion

CapitalMarshal City
LeaderGrand Marshal Rokoric
FaithCatholic Christianity

Currencydollar
Animalskunk

The Republic of New Mordka is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Grand Marshal Rokoric with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, zero percent divorce rate, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.948 billion Mordkans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marshal City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 84.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Mordkan economy, worth 886 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 300,878 dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,592,463 per year while the poor average 30,137, a ratio of 52.8 to 1.

A typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, the nation's new religious police burn blasphemers on bonfires of their own books, colonial subjects have Mordkan culture shoved down their throats, and male celebrity chefs are laughed at for their lack of manliness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. New Mordka's national animal is the skunk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholic Christianity.

New Mordka is ranked 270,059th in the world and 5th in region of the fascist nations for Smartest Citizens, with 0.23 quips per hour.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 221stMost Patriotic: 291stMost Devout: 335thLargest Mining Sector: 357thMost Primitive: 380thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 466thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 749thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 768thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 813thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 908thMost Avoided: 915thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,017thLargest Retail Industry: 1,026thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,221stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,356thFattest Citizens: 1,490thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,613thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,992ndHighest Average Incomes: 2,275thMost Conservative: 2,660thTop
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Largest Black Market: 3,042ndRudest Citizens: 4,746thLowest Crime Rates: 4,831stMost Subsidized Industry: 4,856thLargest Governments: 7,548thMost Efficient Economies: 8,864thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,511thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 17,429thMost Authoritarian: 18,655thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,790thHighest Economic Output: 24,565thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 26,262nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New Mordka, male celebrity chefs are laughed at for their lack of manliness.
  • : New Mordka's influence in Region of the fascist nations rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".
  • : Following new legislation in New Mordka, colonial subjects have Mordkan culture shoved down their throats.
  • : Following new legislation in New Mordka, the nation's new religious police burn blasphemers on bonfires of their own books.
  • : Following new legislation in New Mordka, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • : Following new legislation in New Mordka, vile black smog from coal power plants has enveloped several major urban centres.
  • : Following new legislation in New Mordka, new treatments are rejected if they cannot be explained using only one-syllable words.
  • : New Mordka voted against the World Assembly Resolution "End Collective Punishment".
  • : Following new legislation in New Mordka, parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife.
  • : Following new legislation in New Mordka, children get arrested for floating paper boats on lakes.

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