The Democratic People's Republic of New Moravia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Nerys Broughton with an iron fist, and renowned for its fear of technology, public floggings, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 36.739 billion New Moravians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thalassa. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient New Moravian economy, worth a remarkable 7,351 trillion broken dreams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 200,088 broken dreams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase, the nation is cleaning up after a national night of celebration left most people with headaches and dim memories (New Moravia has found 4 easter eggs), minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave, and anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Moravia's national animal is the dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Misanthropism.

New Moravia is ranked 46,547^th in the world and 1,568^th in Lazarus for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 258,083 Standard Monetary Units.