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Largest Agricultural Sector: 257thLargest Populations: 347thMost Cheerful Citizens: 361st
The Euro-Cypranian States of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Our rights we treasure; our liberties we will maintain!
Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Corrupted

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

New Cyprus

Population41.372 billion

CurrencyCyprussian Euro
AnimalCypranian Rabbit

The Euro-Cypranian States of New Cyprus is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 41.372 billion New Cyprusians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Social Policy, Education, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 90.8%.

The frighteningly efficient New Cyprusian economy, worth a remarkable 5,723 trillion Cyprussian Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Gambling, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 138,350 Cyprussian Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail, euthanasia is legal, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, and elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Cyprussian Euro mansions. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. New Cyprus's national animal is the Cypranian Rabbit, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

New Cyprus is ranked 244,632nd in the world and 6th in Greater Nova York for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -11.38 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 257thLargest Populations: 347thMost Cheerful Citizens: 361stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,044thMost Politically Free: 1,331stMost Stationary: 1,340thHighest Economic Output: 1,998thNicest Citizens: 2,339thHighest Drug Use: 2,439thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 2,606thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,670thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,248thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,363rdSmartest Citizens: 4,677thMost Cultured: 4,882ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,951stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,987thMost Pacifist: 5,265thMost Devout: 5,847thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,166thMost Developed: 6,761stBest Weather: 7,126thHighest Food Quality: 8,188thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,563rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,768thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,494thNudest: 10,045thMost Inclusive: 11,937thTop
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Largest Governments: 13,196thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,976thMost Influential: 17,081stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,261stHighest Average Incomes: 18,686thHealthiest Citizens: 19,085thMost Efficient Economies: 22,487th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Cyprus was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : New Cyprus's influence in Greater Nova York rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
  • : New Cyprus was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : New Cyprus was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : New Cyprus was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : New Cyprus was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : New Cyprus was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : New Cyprus was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : New Cyprus was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : New Cyprus was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.

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