The United States of Nationalist USA is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by William Connell with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.387 billion Nationalist Americans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Healthcare, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Nationalist USAian economy, worth 318 trillion US Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 133,430 US Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 457,769 per year while the poor average 28,544, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.

Oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, William Connell's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, and commuters and their desktops both bemoan their hard drives. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Nationalist USA's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Nationalist USA is ranked 146,663^rd in the world and 13^th in The Axis of Evil for Largest Populations, with 2.39 billion capita.