The Principality of Monforte is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Your Highness with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 12.737 billion Monforteans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monfortinho. The average income tax rate is 66.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Monfortean economy, worth a remarkable 1,615 trillion Monfortis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 126,852 Monfortis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, doctors prescribe medicines produced by the last pharmaceutical company to give them a free pen, foreign leaders who don't applaud Your Highness's speeches are regarded as enemies of Monforte, and Monforteans refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Monforte's national animal is the Monfortean Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Progressive Christianity.

Monforte is ranked 29,165^th in the world and 2^nd in The Constitutional Democratic States for Largest Populations, with 12.7 billion capita.