The Transhuman Communist State of Minchioria is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by J Roland with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 27.675 billion Minchiorians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Porcòdia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Minchiorian economy, worth a remarkable 7,806 trillion Talleroes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 282,065 Talleroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, the government is proud to report that ten percent of all tax revenue goes to funding suspected terrorist organizations, virtual assistants are seen with increasing suspicion every time they get an upgrade, and taking hostages is a great way to influence government policy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Minchioria's national animal is the Pevasce, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Minchioria is ranked 283,338^th in the world and 108^th in The Internationale for Most Devout, with 1.77 prayers per hour.