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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 9thMost Advanced Public Transport: 24thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 47th
The Transhuman Communist State of
Democratic Socialists
Sempre sopra di Essa!
J Roland
Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Minchioria

Population27.675 billion

CapitalPorcÚdia
LeaderJ Roland

CurrencyTallero
AnimalPevasce

The Transhuman Communist State of Minchioria is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by J Roland with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 27.675 billion Minchiorians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of PorcÚdia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Minchiorian economy, worth a remarkable 7,806 trillion Talleroes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 282,065 Talleroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, the government is proud to report that ten percent of all tax revenue goes to funding suspected terrorist organizations, virtual assistants are seen with increasing suspicion every time they get an upgrade, and taking hostages is a great way to influence government policy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Minchioria's national animal is the Pevasce, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Minchioria is ranked 283,338th in the world and 108th in The Internationale for Most Devout, with 1.77 prayers per hour.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 9thMost Advanced Public Transport: 24thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 47thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 53rdMost Advanced Public Education: 71stLargest Welfare Programs: 75thMost Pacifist: 90thHighest Average Tax Rates: 104thSafest: 157thLargest Governments: 164thMost Beautiful Environments: 172ndMost Developed: 222ndLongest Average Lifespans: 242ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 277thHealthiest Citizens: 284thLowest Crime Rates: 353rdBest Weather: 357thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 358thSmartest Citizens: 395thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 430thMost Compassionate Citizens: 473rdNicest Citizens: 528thMost Secular: 559thMost Valuable International Artwork: 565thHighest Food Quality: 649thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 753rdMost Cultured: 872ndMost Inclusive: 891stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,123rdHighest Economic Output: 1,408thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,667thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,807thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 3,310thMost Influential: 3,477thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,796thLargest Populations: 5,379thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,666thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,940thMost Income Equality: 11,720thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,974thMost Efficient Economies: 13,483rdTop
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Most Stationary: 17,165th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, taking hostages is a great way to influence government policy.
  • : Minchioria was endorsed by The United Socialist Republic of Sovietized Unions.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, virtual assistants are seen with increasing suspicion every time they get an upgrade.
  • : Minchioria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, the government is proud to report that ten percent of all tax revenue goes to funding suspected terrorist organizations.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, in a baffling press conference J Roland proudly dismantled a broken door.
  • : Minchioria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank.

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