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Largest Publishing Industry: 41stLeast Corrupt Governments: 275thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 862nd
The Whisky Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Drink Up
Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Martoosh

Population29.133 billion

CapitalTemple of the Goddess Santori
LeaderThe Holy Bartender

Currencywee dram
Animalbarovian tiger

The Whisky Empire of Martoosh is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Holy Bartender with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 29.133 billion Martooshians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, although Public Transport, Environment, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Temple of the Goddess Santori. The average income tax rate is 7.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Martooshian economy, worth a remarkable 4,684 trillion wee drams a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 160,808 wee drams, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Shanty towns of homeless immigrants are the ideal recruiting ground for terrorist organisations, belief that The Holy Bartender is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high, Martooshians incessantly needle their doctors for relief, and it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Martoosh's national animal is the barovian tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Martoosh is ranked 2,007th in the world and 3rd in The Vast for Fattest Citizens, with 45.47 Obesity Rate.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 41stLeast Corrupt Governments: 275thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 862ndMost Stationary: 881stSafest: 1,465thMost Cultured: 1,899thFattest Citizens: 2,007thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,030thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,054thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,079thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,487thSmartest Citizens: 3,670thHighest Economic Output: 3,744thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,632ndLargest Populations: 5,003rdLargest Retail Industry: 6,371stRudest Citizens: 7,030thMost Secular: 7,240thMost Influential: 7,648thHighest Food Quality: 7,902ndMost Advanced Public Education: 8,206thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8,559thNudest: 11,650thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,694thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,032ndTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 18,679thHighest Average Incomes: 18,792ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,895thMost Patriotic: 25,608thLargest Insurance Industry: 26,857thHighest Poor Incomes: 28,539th
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Safest: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Martoosh was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary and the Top 5% for Most Advanced Public Education, Highest Economic Output, Most Influential, and Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Martoosh was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Martoosh's influence in The Vast rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
  • : Martoosh was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Martoosh was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Martoosh was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Martoosh, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Martoosh, Martooshians incessantly needle their doctors for relief.
  • : Following new legislation in Martoosh, belief that The Holy Bartender is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Martoosh, shanty towns of homeless immigrants are the ideal recruiting ground for terrorist organisations.

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